Fury Road Is The Best Action Film In The Last 25 Years And Possibly Ever

So that title is pretty hyperbolic and you might think I'm exaggerating that statement for more views or more clicks or more whatever, and if I was someone for whom views or clicks made any difference to my revenue stream(current total: $0.00), you'd probably be right to think that. But since I don't make any money off my opinions and am not likely to do so anytime soon, you should instead take it for what it is, which is a completely and totally sincere summation of my feelings towards George Miller's Mad Max: Fury Road. Explaining why would take an incredibly long-winded, boring, self-indulgent overexplanation of every miniscule detail of a film whose description could easily be written as 'a car chase that lasts for 2 hours.' But since this is the internet, a tool made almost exclusively for long-winding, boring, self-indulgent overexplanations of things, that's exactly what you're going to get. And the first thing to do is establish that Fury Road is very much unlike most other action films.

This will, of course, involve HUMONGOUS SPOILERS for every single thing I discuss, so if you don't want anything spoiled, well, the warning was issued!

( I watch, I write, I watch again! )